Where's the Sauce?

Where's A1 Steak Sauce when you need it? Yep. Call it a miracle: we had steak for dinner tonight. No one would believe it when they heard the rumor. Prisoners who had been locked up for ten years could tell you that the prison hasn't served steak since the early nineties. Those were the days when prison population was relatively low. The food was a little better. Those days are long gone.

Though the steak was dry and tasteless, the prisoners gladly devoured the meat. Who knows when the next miracle will come around?