The Rat Gots to Go
Most of the paperwork is legal documents that pertain to my three pending cases in the courts. They take up a lot of space as the case progresses. I can't wait to get rid of all the paperwork when the cases are resolved.
As I opened the last box against the wall of my bed, I notied a pile of shredded paper. Instantly, I knew it was the handiwork of the rat. I dumped all the stuff on the ground to clean it out. Then I saw a hole the size of a fist in the small box containing my jailhouse lawyer's manual. Luckily, the rat didn't chew on the manual.
I don't understand why the rat decided to chew through my paperwork. There's no food in the box.
Maybe the rat is working undercover for the prison. Huh?
Well, there's a sticky pad with a piece of cheese on it waiting for the next time.