Today is one of those days the officer feels the needs to chat. The dialogue goes like this:
"Hey. You got a D number. Where have been been hiding?"
The officer is surprised that I looked so young, but have a D number. Based on the letter of my prison number, one can determine how long a person has been in prison.
"I have been around here & there." I take off my boots.
"Not here. Were you in Pelican Bay?" He searches my boots.
"No, I was in San Quentin." I take off my pants.
"Out of all the prisons you've been too, which one do you like the best?" He searches my pants.
"None of them." I take off my boxers.
"Which pen do you prefer to stay in?" He searches my boxers.
"None." I take off the rest of my clothes.
He laughs and looks through my naked body as I open my mouth, run my fingers through my hair, bend over & cough, lift my testicles, and show him the bottom of my feet.
I just wish that he would keep his mouth shut.