Where's the heat?

As people are experiencing record temperatures everywhere, the heat never reaches me. That's because I live in a cell with air conditioning. Imagine that...

I mean I shouldn't complain. After all, I still remember the sweat box cell in San Quentin State Prison where temperatures can get up to 90 degrees F. There's no air conditioning there, only heat.

Then again, I would rather be in the sweltering heat on the streets than in any air conditioning cell.