What Are You?
"I'm a human being," I automatically responded.
"Oh Yeah? I mean, what nationality are you?" She rephrased the question.
"I'm Chinese," I said.
"Are you mixed with anything?" She was on a roll.
"Yes, I'm mixed with earth and some dirt." I don't know how I came up with that answer. "It's nice talking to you."
That was the exchange I had with a female friend's friend.